Been watching cops for hours, they just found a dude locked in a big rig trailer. Wtf wow
Cops is one of the best shows ever. Can’t blame you, man.
when your bae cancels plans you were looking forward to
You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors